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COLDR: S13E07: Bossy Rossy Ruboot

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In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon bead it up as the queens get trashy in an improv challenge. Whether it’s after dark or in the bangle of the morning, listen in as the guys drop their thoughts as the gurls pull through tabloid talk show shenanigans. Which queen shakes their money maker to make it to the top and which one bids us all adieu?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Overall Thoughts

  • [Damon] – Sometimes Predictions are Wrong…
  • [Gary] – Let the Improv Judgment Begin

Stomp the Runway:

Category/Theme – Bead It Up

  • [Damon] – Some Great Takes, but, Tina, we gotta talk
  • [Gary] – No Real Failures, Except Tina

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… The LSFYL!
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Symone is a FUCKING MODEL
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… The Safe Queens/Olivia Concerned
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Utica, Utica, Utica…
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COLDR: AS5E08: Clap Back

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In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, we have made it to the finale! FINALLY!! Gary and Damon give their thoughts one last time as the Top 3 All Stars sing, dance, and sashay their way to the grand prize. What interesting twists and turns await them before they cross the finish line into the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Clap Back Music Video Performance

  • [Damon] – Some Good Moves, but One Outshined 
  • [Gary] – Unfair Comparison aka I Agree with Vixen

Stomp the Runway:

Category Is…All Star Eleganza

  • [Damon] – “Best Runway Ever” Hmmm 
  • [Gary] – Some Killer Presentations

Lip Sync for the Crown:

Lipsync For The Crown: “Make Me Feel” by Janelle Monae

  • [Damon] – Each Took It Differently, and I’m Not Hating That 
  • [Gary] – Not as exciting as hoped

Final Thoughts:

  • [Damon] –  So Humble…/Why?
  • [Gary] – Well, that’s a wrap.

 

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COLDR: AS5E07: Stand-Up Smackdown

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In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, we’re almost to the finale and the guys are ready to laugh it up! In this penultimate challenge, the All Stars are tasked with the biggest challenge of all–make Ru laugh! As the queens yuk it up in the Shady Shack, listen as Gary and Damon heckle them with their critiques of their comedy routines and freakish runway lewks.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Stand-Up Smackdown Comedy Challenge at RuPaul’s Shady Shack

  • [Damon] – Miz Cracker FTW
  • [Gary] – Misdirections and the Tragic Bomb

Stomp the Runway:

Ah, Freak Out

  • [Damon] – I’m Curious….
  • [Gary] – Ummm…huh

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

Bottoms: Everyone Else    The Top Queen is: Cracker     

The Lip Sync Assassin is: Kennedy Davenport.  “Fancy” by Reba McEntire

  • [Damon] – They Done Did Her Wrong
  • [Gary] – This was AWKWARD

Cracker wins???  and… Blair sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Juju’s Runway
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Constructive Feedback
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… LSFY..whuh????
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… WHAT is with the belching????
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COLDR: AS5E06: The Charles Family Backyard Ball

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In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon fire up the grill as the All Stars serve up some barbecue realness! From country cousins to backyard eleganza, the queens fix their plates to find out who’s in the top 4. Listen in as the guys “picnic” the episode apart.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Country Cousin Realness” Challenge

  • [Damon] – Ain’t No Cousins!
  • [Gary] – One can stay, bounce the rest

Stomp the Runway:

Backyard Eleganza

  • [Damon] – Creative Choices
  • [Gary] – CAN YOU F’N SEW?!?

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

Bottoms: Everyone!    The Top Queen is: Cracker    

The Lip Sync Assassin is: Roxxy Andrews

“One Last Time” by Ariana Grande

  • [Damon] – Nothing Makes Sense
  • [Gary] – Upstaging again…

Roxxy assassinates and… Alexis sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Helpful Shea
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Staying On Target & Delivering
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… So So Sewing 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Roxxy Nude Illusion
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COLDR: AS5E05: Snatch Game of Love

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In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon dish the dirt as the queens do some celebrity improv. The classic Snatch Game of Love is back back back again and these All Stars are all about taking risks. Which gurls provide a laugh out loud performance worthy of continuing and which ones are a “swing and a miss”?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Snatch Game of Love” Improv Challenge

  • [Damon] – Several Missed Swings 
  • [Gary] – What in the…

Stomp the Runway:

Prom Queen Fantasy

  • [Damon] –  Prom? Where?
  • [Gary] – Whose Prom Was This??

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

  • Bottom Two:  Everyone!
  • The Top Queen is. . . Shea
  • The Lip Sync Assassin is. . . Miss Vanjie Mateo

“Open Your Heart” by Madonna

  • [Damon] – Anyone Else Tired of Her Yet? 
  • [Gary] – Huh…

Shea assassinates and… India sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for…Ru & the Judges on point 
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Taking Risks
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… the “Drama” 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for…  WTF was that gross ass Ru/Jeffrey shit?!? AND Shea… that clock oops
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