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COLDR: S12E07: Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon are joined by extra special guest host Q! For this episode, it’s time to celebrate the Madgesty herself as the queens sing, dance and get the looks of MADONNA. From Miss Ciccone’s early days to her erotica, Vogue fantasies, hippie and on to Forever, the guys spill the tea on the queens performances as the big M. It’s a lot of material, girl, so the guys have a lot to say. Don’t tell them to stop until the rays of light hit your window.

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12

  • 12 Seasons – 153 Queens

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Maxi Challenge – Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical

  • [Damon] – Material, Gurl!
  • [Q] – Get Into The Groove
  • [Gary] – Don’t Tell Me, Bitch It’s Madonna

Stomp the Runway:

Category is. . . Night of a 1000 Michelle Visages

  • [Damon] – Such a Fun Idea (and NO DUPES!)
  • [Q] – Surprised It Happened So Late
  • [Gary] – Way Overdue?

Lip Sync for Your Life:

Bottom Two – Heidi and Brita

“Burning Up” by Madonna

  • [Damon] – Too Much
  • [Q] – Matched How They’re Represented
  • [Gary] – Know Your Space and Audience

Shantay Heidi stays, while Brita sashes away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Jan and Jaida
  • [Q] – Snaps for… Just Jan and AOC
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… It’s Jan Jan Jan!
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Widow’s Runway
  • [Q] – Eyerolls for… Who Creates the Rusicals??
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… The Possibly Manufactured Gigi Drama

 

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COLDR: AS4E09: Sex and the Kitty Girl

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, we’re almost to the end! Listen in as Gary and Damon spill all the tea as the queens act their way through a sexy city mockumentary and purr down the runway in their best cat couture. Which queens make it to the finale and which kitty takes a catnap?

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 4

Sex and the Kitty Girl Challenge:

  • [Damon] – What…was…this?
  • [Gary] – YIkes…

Runway:

  • [Damon] – Kitty whuh….
  • [Gary] – Predictable, Original, and Confusing Couture

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

  • [Damon] – Cute and Fun…
  • [Gary] – A Classic and True Lip Sync

Snaps & Eyerolls:

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Monet/Monique’s runway
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Latrice’s Delusion
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… The Return of the Hall of Fame Queens
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Michelle’s ‘Mouse Ears’ Comment – It’s Pink Panther Bitch!

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COLDR: S10E11: Evil Twins

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, it’s two…Two…Two Queens in one!! Our trio of cubbish hosts share their thoughts on the devious duo challenge. It’s good versus evil, so find out who gets the halo and who gets the horns.

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WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10

Mini/Maxi/ Runway: Resting Brunch Face / Evil Twin Looks

  • [Chester] – Maxi challenge felt disconnected. Unclear objective? Bad editing?
  • [Damon] – Weird Mini, Personal Maxi
  • [Gary] – Just not enough

Snatched:

  • [Damon] – Kameron is FEELING it
  • [Gary] – Snubbing the celebrity?

Snaps / Eyerolls:

  • [Chester] – Snaps for… Kameron’s Looks.
  • [Chester] – Eyerolls for… Aquaria’s “nice” look.
  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Asia/North Korea
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Aquaria’s “Win”
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… “She shakes her Ocelot” pun
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Predictability

Last Call:

  • [Chester] – Meh.
  • [Damon] – Something is missing/Are we being forced?
  • [Gary] – Top Three or Top Four?

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COLDR: S10E10: Social Media Kings Into Queens

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Damon and Gary are joined by Mr. Glitterbear James! The guys get social while the queens makeover some kings of the interwebs. Who gets all the likes, tweets, and followers and who falls into a media blackout?

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Mini/Maxi/ Runway:

“Trade” Ad / Makeovers & C.U.N.T. Homemade Music Video

  • [James] – Social Media Who? Kameron Michael’s Packin!

Snatched:

  • [James] – Aquaria’s Runway Story? Monet’s ‘At Peace’ Personality

Snaps / Eyerolls:

  • [James] – Snaps for… Kameron’s Lip Sync
  • [James] – Eyerolls for… Coming for Eureka’s Outfits

Last Call:

[James] – A very good episode overall

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COLDR: S10E09: Breastworld

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, the guys shine like silver as they spill the earl grey tea on this week’s challenges. From a hip-cracking, booty shaking mini-challenge to a cyber-fantasy main acting scene, we find out which queens are golden and which have dulled with age. Who’s a nifty 50 and who’s fallen and can’t get up?

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  • JumpinJehozefat: I was on Cubs Out Loud! It was so much fucking fun, you guys. I hope you give it a watch (YouTube), or listen (various podcast hosting apps), and tell me what you thought. In other news, I’ve managed to *gain* 25 followers since deleting my x-rated content. That…I did not expect.

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10

Mini/Maxi/ Runway:

Pants Down, Bottoms Up/ Breastworld/ Silver Foxy

  • [Damon] – And now for the eye candy portion of your drag race…./OLD?
  • [Gary] – I’ll take number… / No One Understands Acting / Where are the Wrinkles?

Snatched:

  • [Damon] – Last chance to see her/Kameron’s “emotions”
  • [Gary] – Give it up for the props!

Snaps / Eyerolls:

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… LipSyncForYourMutherTuckingLife!!!!
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Eureka’s floundering
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Kameron’s Pill Poppin’ Granny
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Aquaria’s 71 Year Old[?] Runway

Last Call:

  • [Damon] – Final Four
  • [Gary] – Final Four is…

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