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COL408: WYR5: Hardest Sex Ever

In this episode Cubs Out Loud, Jeff’s levels are really quiet, but we’ll have that fixed next time!  Also, it’s time for another Would. You. Rather!! For this WYR, we’re talking about sex. And not just any sex, but hard sex. The questions will blow your…mind.

Introduction Topics

What’s Going On?

  • Jeff: I GOT A RAID TEAM!
  • Damon: H&R Blockheads!
  • Chester: I had surgery
  • Gary: T-Minus…


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Weekly Topic

 Would You Rather: Hardest Sex Ever.

  1. Only be allowed to do foreplay with your hands OR only be allowed to do foreplay with your mouth?
  2. Have amazing sex that lasts 47 seconds OR have average sex that lasts 10 minutes?
  3. Only have sex in the shower OR only have sex on the floor?
  4. Have sex when you’re drunk OR have sex when you’re hungover?
  5. Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Pokémon OR the only porn you’re allowed to watch is on Vine, meaning it lasts only six seconds?
  6. Be a sex slave for a month OR wear a chastity device for a month?
  7. Only have threesomes OR never have sex?
  8. Not be able to see during sex OR not be able to touch during sex?
  9. Give up sex for a year OR give up masturbating for a year?
  10. Have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys OR sex with one super hot guy?
  11. Get kissed on the lips and only the lips OR on every part of your body, except for your lips?
  12. Date someone who refuses to cuddle OR who refuses to go down on you?

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COL347: WYR1: Sex Edition

WYR_SexEdIn this episode of Cubs Out Loud, we introduce something new for the new year. We present to you: WOULD. YOU. RATHER?! And to start things off, let’s talk about sex. Listen in as the cubs make some choices about their sex life in a this vs that game show.

Introduction Topics

What’s Going On?

  • Jeff – Other games
  • Damon – How to run an event
  • Gary – Cha-cha-changes

Did I Do That?

  • Gary – It lives!



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Weekly Topic

Would You Rather: Sex Edition

  1. Would you rather have sex with a guy in athletic gear or in a bondage outfit?
  2. Would you rather be in a relationship with a totally submissive partner or a totally dominant partner?
  3. Would you rather have sex with just one person watching, or would you rather have sex with 50 people watching?
  4. Would you rather pursue a life where you could only ever have sex with one partner in the same position in the same bedroom or have sex with a completely different person every time?
  5. Would you rather sleep with someone much older than you, or simply never have sex during your entire life time?
  6. Would you rather remain a virgin from now until marriage and have a spectacular sexual partner, or would you rather remain unmarried for the rest of your life and have a ton of great sexual partners who never love or commit to you?
  7. Would you rather only ever have sex in bed or only ever have sex outside the bedroom?
  8. Would you rather proposition a complete stranger for sex (one who was exceptionally attractive), and face the possibility of being rejected, or would you rather receive guaranteed sex from a very unattractive individual as many times as you wanted?
  9. Would you rather be blind and sleep with the most attractive men in the world as often as you wanted or would you rather have your vision and be the same person you are now?

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