In this episode of Cubs Out Loud, it’s a Shit Show of Shittery (thank you Urban Dictionary). The best laid plans got derailed by life, so the cubs offer this show on the fly, talking about recent titleholder friends, drunken shenanigans, and playing games. It’s a short shit show of shittery for shit’s sake.
In this episode of Cubs Out Loud, we’re back with: WOULD. YOU. RATHER?! And this time around it’s a veritable potpourri of questions for the cubs to answer in a this vs that game show. From the ridiculous to the sublime, listen in as the cubs make their choices.
bootygasm: a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure and euphoria as a result of stimulation to the prostate.
Yeh, bro, my girl loves pegging me until I have multiple bootygasms!
Would You Rather
The hosts discuss a series of questions having to choose one option or the other.
Would you rather feel like you were hungover for a week OR not use email for a week?
Would you rather swallow OR spit?
Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company OR eat an entire stick of butter?
Would you rather win a trip to Hawaii OR win a free laptop?
Would you rather give up alcohol for a year OR give up your smartphone for a month?
Would you rather be invisible OR have the ability to fly?
Would you rather get a dream vacation for two weeks OR spend five days with anyone in the world, but you must stay in your hometown?
Would you rather have hair nowhere on your body OR be very hairy all over and not be able to shave?
Would you rather find true love OR 10 million dollars?
You wake up naked and sore without any memory of the night before. Would you rather roll over to the Burger King telling you “you had it your way” OR roll over to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it”?