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COL408: WYR5: Hardest Sex Ever

In this episode Cubs Out Loud, Jeff’s levels are really quiet, but we’ll have that fixed next time!  Also, it’s time for another Would. You. Rather!! For this WYR, we’re talking about sex. And not just any sex, but hard sex. The questions will blow your…mind.

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  • Jeff: I GOT A RAID TEAM!
  • Damon: H&R Blockheads!
  • Chester: I had surgery
  • Gary: T-Minus…

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 Would You Rather: Hardest Sex Ever.

  1. Only be allowed to do foreplay with your hands OR only be allowed to do foreplay with your mouth?
  2. Have amazing sex that lasts 47 seconds OR have average sex that lasts 10 minutes?
  3. Only have sex in the shower OR only have sex on the floor?
  4. Have sex when you’re drunk OR have sex when you’re hungover?
  5. Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Pokémon OR the only porn you’re allowed to watch is on Vine, meaning it lasts only six seconds?
  6. Be a sex slave for a month OR wear a chastity device for a month?
  7. Only have threesomes OR never have sex?
  8. Not be able to see during sex OR not be able to touch during sex?
  9. Give up sex for a year OR give up masturbating for a year?
  10. Have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys OR sex with one super hot guy?
  11. Get kissed on the lips and only the lips OR on every part of your body, except for your lips?
  12. Date someone who refuses to cuddle OR who refuses to go down on you?

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COL380: Power Hour 4: Jeff’s Birthday Bash, Again

COL380In this episode of Cubs Out Loud, we celebrate host and producer Jeff’s birthday for the fourth year in a row with ANOTHER Power Hour! We are joined by several special guests, including Drew, Bruce, Dozor, and AJ. So line up your shots and join the fun at home ‘cause.

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COL376: WYR: International Edition

COL376In this episode of Cubs Out Loud, it’s another Would. You. Rather! This time around Jeff and Gary are joined by Shutter and Bruce in the UK for an international version of our game show. From muzzles to geysers, this one has questions all over the place. How would you choose if it were up to you?

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  • Jeff: Filling out the Wardrobe and Rockman
  • Gary: Rock on!
  • Chester: More Pokemon Go, Belfast, IR, Scotland
  • Bruce: Buried in work (sadface)

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Urbandictionary with Gary

  • fuck it mountain: It’s after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I’m out. Then whatever comes your way, you don’t care.

Fuck this, I’m pretty sure I’m on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.

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Would You Rather!

  1. Have a fridge that constantly stocked itself with your favorite food and drink OR have a car that never broke down or ran out of gas?
  2. Have a famous song written about you OR a best-selling tell-all book?
  3. Wear glasses that impair your vision OR a muzzle that impairs your speech?
  4. Always wear a belt of caution tape (the yellow tape with “CAUTION” in big black letters) OR always wear a small tree-shaped car air freshener as a necklace?
  5. Get free gas for your car for the next 5 years OR be exempt from speeding tickets for life?
  6. Have to use the toilet that is unbelievably filthy and gross OR use one that’s clean, but the water seems to be bubbling in the bottom and you sense that it’s going to erupt with some kind of geyser effect?
  7. Be stuck in a dark warm place OR stuck in a cold light place?
  8. Push something OR pull something?
  9. Be able to plant factual and true information into peoples’ thoughts OR be able to plant emotions into peoples’ thoughts?
  10. Have to try to elude the pursuit of Wonder Woman OR Batman?

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COL362: WYR: Fantasy

COL362 WYR_FantasyIn this episode of Cubs Out Loud, it’s another load of questions in Would. You. RATHER!! For this selection, we revolve around the world of fantasy.

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What’s Going On?

  • Jeff: Overwatch
  • Damon: New Coworker
  • Gary: Spring, is that you?

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Would You Rather: Fantasy

  1. Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?
  2. Would you rather always lose or never play games again?
  3. Would you rather have a kangaroo or a koala as a pet?
  4. Would you rather have super powers or have Santa Claus be your lover?
  5. Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
  6. Would you rather go back in time and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your grandchildren?
  7. Would you rather live in Harry Potter’s world or the Star Wars Universe?
  8. Would you rather have more time or money?
  9. Would you rather have free Starbucks for a year or free iTunes music forever?
  10. Would you rather have guaranteed great sex once a week for a year or mind blowing sex only once in a year?

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COL355: WYR2: Potpourri

WYR_PotpourriIn this episode of Cubs Out Loud, we’re back with: WOULD. YOU. RATHER?! And this time around it’s a veritable potpourri of questions for the cubs to answer in a this vs that game show. From the ridiculous to the sublime, listen in as the cubs make their choices.

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What’s Going On?

  • Jeff: Pokemon and Pets
  • Damon: Firefly
  • Gary: Broken Technology

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  • Gary: Acting Half My Age

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  • bootygasm: a climax of sexual excitement, characterized by feelings of pleasure and euphoria as a result of stimulation to the prostate.

Yeh, bro, my girl loves pegging me until I have multiple bootygasms!

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Would You Rather

The hosts discuss a series of questions having to choose one option or the other.

  1. Would you rather feel like you were hungover for a week OR not use email for a week?
  2. Would you rather swallow OR spit?
  3. Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company OR eat an entire stick of butter?
  4. Would you rather win a trip to Hawaii OR win a free laptop?
  5. Would you rather give up alcohol for a year OR give up your smartphone for a month?
  6. Would you rather be invisible OR have the ability to fly?
  7. Would you rather get a dream vacation for two weeks OR spend five days with anyone in the world, but you must stay in your hometown?
  8. Would you rather have hair nowhere on your body OR be very hairy all over and not be able to shave?
  9. Would you rather find true love OR 10 million dollars?
  10. You wake up naked and sore without any memory of the night before. Would you rather roll over to the Burger King telling you “you had it your way” OR  roll over to Ronald McDonald telling you that “you were loving it”?

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