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COL408: WYR5: Hardest Sex Ever

In this episode Cubs Out Loud, Jeff’s levels are really quiet, but we’ll have that fixed next time!  Also, it’s time for another Would. You. Rather!! For this WYR, we’re talking about sex. And not just any sex, but hard sex. The questions will blow your…mind.

Introduction Topics

What’s Going On?

  • Jeff: I GOT A RAID TEAM!
  • Damon: H&R Blockheads!
  • Chester: I had surgery
  • Gary: T-Minus…


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Weekly Topic

 Would You Rather: Hardest Sex Ever.

  1. Only be allowed to do foreplay with your hands OR only be allowed to do foreplay with your mouth?
  2. Have amazing sex that lasts 47 seconds OR have average sex that lasts 10 minutes?
  3. Only have sex in the shower OR only have sex on the floor?
  4. Have sex when you’re drunk OR have sex when you’re hungover?
  5. Only be allowed to masturbate to porn parodies such as Star Wars and Pokémon OR the only porn you’re allowed to watch is on Vine, meaning it lasts only six seconds?
  6. Be a sex slave for a month OR wear a chastity device for a month?
  7. Only have threesomes OR never have sex?
  8. Not be able to see during sex OR not be able to touch during sex?
  9. Give up sex for a year OR give up masturbating for a year?
  10. Have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys OR sex with one super hot guy?
  11. Get kissed on the lips and only the lips OR on every part of your body, except for your lips?
  12. Date someone who refuses to cuddle OR who refuses to go down on you?

Cooldown Topics

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COLDR: S7E4: Punny or Die!

COLDRS7-Ep4In this episode of Cubs Out Loud Drag Race, Damon and Gary talk about the fourth episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7! The guys discuss the parody music videos made by the queens. They’re green with envy (or is that disgust) about the runway. Then, the cubs dish on the hate that is showing for Pearl and Violet. Also, did Ru get it wrong?!?

Weekly Topic

Current episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7

First Impressions:

  • [Gary] – WTF happened?
  • [Damon] – Meh…

Thoughts on This Episode:

  • [Gary] – Ill at Ease; Conflict of Mantra. [Discuss Jasmine Masters online posts}
  • [Damon] – An Interesting Idea That Didn’t Fly; Pearl vs Miss Fame

Thoughts on Untucked:

  • [Gary] – Stage Mom Ginger Needs to Check Herself
  • [Damon] – The Hate on Violet and Pearl is Present

Cooldown Topics

Take Aways:

  • [Gary] – Ru is THE decision maker
  • [Damon] – Ru Got it Wrong!

Snaps / Eyerolls [Hits/Misses]:

  • [Gary] – Snaps for… reluctantly Katya’s runway look and stomp
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for…Violet’s lack of understanding AND… FAME FIX YOUR TAPE GUHRL!
  • [Damon] – Snaps for…Katya in “Tan With You”
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for … Ginger Stirring the Pot & the Drag U line in “I Got Paid”

Closing Thoughts:

  • [Gary] – I need a large cocktail and some antacid
  • [Damon] – Feelings on padding

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