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COLDR: S14E01-03: Big Openings & A Pair of Balls

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon are back back back again!! And this time, they’re changing it up! As 14 new queens come together once again to snatch that glorious crown, the guys are shaking up their format to bring a new show to you. Instead of recapping every episode, enjoy these occasional nuggets of pure shade and tea spilling. And, of course, they’re holding nothing back!

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 14

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

  • [Damon] – What was the Point of the First Two Episodes?
  • [Gary] – Little Shakeups and Self-Centeredness On Display

Snaps & Eyerolls:

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Kornbread’s Kindness
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Prep-ah-ray-shun
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Editing Missteps/Come Prepared or Not at All
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… The Feelings Guhrl
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COLDR: AS6E07: Show Up Queen!

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon show up!! As the All Stars write some lyrics and do some dancing around to yet another song, the guys are not feeling the tropical fantasy. From formulaic expectations to mild drama with an assassin, it’s a very filler-y meh time.

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Overall Thoughts: Show Up Queen

  • [Damon] – Filler Episode
  • [Gary] – Meh

Cruise the Runway:

Category/Theme: Hot Tropics

  • [Damon] – Some Looks and Some Stretches
  • [Gary] – Meh x2

Snaps & Eyerolls:

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Ginger in the Corner
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Trinity, the Drag Mother
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Wait A Minute…/Jan, Don’t Do That
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… The Boredom of It All
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COLDR: AS5E08: Clap Back

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, we have made it to the finale! FINALLY!! Gary and Damon give their thoughts one last time as the Top 3 All Stars sing, dance, and sashay their way to the grand prize. What interesting twists and turns await them before they cross the finish line into the Drag Race Hall of Fame?

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Clap Back Music Video Performance

  • [Damon] – Some Good Moves, but One Outshined 
  • [Gary] – Unfair Comparison aka I Agree with Vixen

Stomp the Runway:

Category Is…All Star Eleganza

  • [Damon] – “Best Runway Ever” Hmmm 
  • [Gary] – Some Killer Presentations

Lip Sync for the Crown:

Lipsync For The Crown: “Make Me Feel” by Janelle Monae

  • [Damon] – Each Took It Differently, and I’m Not Hating That 
  • [Gary] – Not as exciting as hoped

Final Thoughts:

  • [Damon] –  So Humble…/Why?
  • [Gary] – Well, that’s a wrap.

 

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COLDR: AS5E06: The Charles Family Backyard Ball

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon fire up the grill as the All Stars serve up some barbecue realness! From country cousins to backyard eleganza, the queens fix their plates to find out who’s in the top 4. Listen in as the guys “picnic” the episode apart.

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Country Cousin Realness” Challenge

  • [Damon] – Ain’t No Cousins!
  • [Gary] – One can stay, bounce the rest

Stomp the Runway:

Backyard Eleganza

  • [Damon] – Creative Choices
  • [Gary] – CAN YOU F’N SEW?!?

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

Bottoms: Everyone!    The Top Queen is: Cracker    

The Lip Sync Assassin is: Roxxy Andrews

“One Last Time” by Ariana Grande

  • [Damon] – Nothing Makes Sense
  • [Gary] – Upstaging again…

Roxxy assassinates and… Alexis sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Helpful Shea
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Staying On Target & Delivering
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… So So Sewing 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Roxxy Nude Illusion
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COLDR: AS5E05: Snatch Game of Love

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon dish the dirt as the queens do some celebrity improv. The classic Snatch Game of Love is back back back again and these All Stars are all about taking risks. Which gurls provide a laugh out loud performance worthy of continuing and which ones are a “swing and a miss”?

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Snatch Game of Love” Improv Challenge

  • [Damon] – Several Missed Swings 
  • [Gary] – What in the…

Stomp the Runway:

Prom Queen Fantasy

  • [Damon] –  Prom? Where?
  • [Gary] – Whose Prom Was This??

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

  • Bottom Two:  Everyone!
  • The Top Queen is. . . Shea
  • The Lip Sync Assassin is. . . Miss Vanjie Mateo

“Open Your Heart” by Madonna

  • [Damon] – Anyone Else Tired of Her Yet? 
  • [Gary] – Huh…

Shea assassinates and… India sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for…Ru & the Judges on point 
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Taking Risks
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… the “Drama” 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for…  WTF was that gross ass Ru/Jeffrey shit?!? AND Shea… that clock oops
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