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COLDR: S13E07: Bossy Rossy Ruboot

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon bead it up as the queens get trashy in an improv challenge. Whether it’s after dark or in the bangle of the morning, listen in as the guys drop their thoughts as the gurls pull through tabloid talk show shenanigans. Which queen shakes their money maker to make it to the top and which one bids us all adieu?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 13

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Overall Thoughts

  • [Damon] – Sometimes Predictions are Wrong…
  • [Gary] – Let the Improv Judgment Begin

Stomp the Runway:

Category/Theme – Bead It Up

  • [Damon] – Some Great Takes, but, Tina, we gotta talk
  • [Gary] – No Real Failures, Except Tina

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… The LSFYL!
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Symone is a FUCKING MODEL
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… The Safe Queens/Olivia Concerned
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Utica, Utica, Utica…
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COLDR: AS5E07: Stand-Up Smackdown

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, we’re almost to the finale and the guys are ready to laugh it up! In this penultimate challenge, the All Stars are tasked with the biggest challenge of all–make Ru laugh! As the queens yuk it up in the Shady Shack, listen as Gary and Damon heckle them with their critiques of their comedy routines and freakish runway lewks.

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

Stand-Up Smackdown Comedy Challenge at RuPaul’s Shady Shack

  • [Damon] – Miz Cracker FTW
  • [Gary] – Misdirections and the Tragic Bomb

Stomp the Runway:

Ah, Freak Out

  • [Damon] – I’m Curious….
  • [Gary] – Ummm…huh

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

Bottoms: Everyone Else    The Top Queen is: Cracker     

The Lip Sync Assassin is: Kennedy Davenport.  “Fancy” by Reba McEntire

  • [Damon] – They Done Did Her Wrong
  • [Gary] – This was AWKWARD

Cracker wins???  and… Blair sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Juju’s Runway
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Constructive Feedback
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… LSFY..whuh????
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… WHAT is with the belching????
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COLDR: AS5E05: Snatch Game of Love

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon dish the dirt as the queens do some celebrity improv. The classic Snatch Game of Love is back back back again and these All Stars are all about taking risks. Which gurls provide a laugh out loud performance worthy of continuing and which ones are a “swing and a miss”?

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Snatch Game of Love” Improv Challenge

  • [Damon] – Several Missed Swings 
  • [Gary] – What in the…

Stomp the Runway:

Prom Queen Fantasy

  • [Damon] –  Prom? Where?
  • [Gary] – Whose Prom Was This??

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

  • Bottom Two:  Everyone!
  • The Top Queen is. . . Shea
  • The Lip Sync Assassin is. . . Miss Vanjie Mateo

“Open Your Heart” by Madonna

  • [Damon] – Anyone Else Tired of Her Yet? 
  • [Gary] – Huh…

Shea assassinates and… India sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for…Ru & the Judges on point 
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Taking Risks
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… the “Drama” 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for…  WTF was that gross ass Ru/Jeffrey shit?!? AND Shea… that clock oops
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COLDR: AS5E02: I’m In Love!

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon are back after technical difficulties delayed recording. For this one, the All-Stars book it to some epic hotel suites and then give us THREE runway lewks in one! It’s a suitcase full of fun, so listen in as the guys unpack their thoughts.

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 5

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

“Shantay Enjoy Your Stay” All Stars Ru-tique Experience

  • [Damon] – Remodel Shenanigans 
  • [Gary] – Lamé-hem, Club96 was better

Stomp the Runway:

Three in One Looks

  • [Damon] – Some Great Lewks
  • [Gary] – Some wowzers and some huhs?

Lip Sync for Your Legacy:

  • Bottom Two, Uh Three:  India Ferrah, Mariah Paris Balenciaga, and Shea Couleé
  • The Top Queen is. . . Jujubee
  • The Lip Sync Assassin is. . . Monét X Change

“Juice” by Lizzo

  • [Damon] – A Little Surprised
  • [Gary] – Something strange was going on

Monét X Change assassinates and Mariah sashays away

Snaps & Eyerolls:

What was a high point and low point for you

  • [Damon] – Snaps for… India’s 3-in-1 Look/Some Reality in Untucked
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Creativity and Jujubee’s craziness
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… The Golden Gals 
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Alexis Mateo Cuntiness, Be the Fool Guhrl
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COLDR: S12E014: Finale

In this episode of COL Drag Race ‘T-Time’, Gary and Damon are joined by Micheal “Q” again to discuss the season 12 finale! We have made it to the last lap of the season and the racetrack has changed exponentially. In these unprecedented, shelter-at-home times, the final three queens are pitted in a lipsync extravaganza all from the comfort of their living rooms. From fabulous lewks to unforgettable performances, listen in as the guys spill all the tea on this digital finale for the ages. Which queen seizes the crown?

WEEKLY TOPIC

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12

  • 12 Seasons – 153 Queens

Put the Pedal to the Metal:

  • [Q] – Pandemic Virtual Variables
  • [Damon] – Making the Best of It
  • [Gary] – 5 Songs It Really Was

Stomp the Runway:

Serving Looks

  • [Q] – Nothing to Hate
  • [Damon] – Some Good Looks
  • [Gary] – Ass Kissing Much?

Lip Sync for Your Life:

“Survivor” by Destiny’s Child

  • [Q] – Bad for Crystal? 
  • [Damon] – Not as Flashy
  • [Gary] – Stunts in a Living Room

Miss Jaida Essence Hall is Crowned!

Snaps & Eyerolls:

  • [Q] – Snaps for… Mr. Visage Booty, Nina West, Dolly Parton, Heidi N. Closet, Season 12 Quarantine Queens, & Equal Opportunities
  • [Damon] – Snaps for… Memorial for Jacqueline Wilson/Miss Congeniality
  • [Gary] – Snaps for… Pantene Stimulus Check!
  • [Q] – Eyerolls for… Gigi’s Balls, New Fashion Resources Requirement, Solo Lip Sync Backdrops Non-Surprise
  • [Damon] – Eyerolls for… Ru Not in Face
  • [Gary] – Eyerolls for… Previous Live Finale vid cuts, really sis??